As you may have heard, in South Carolina we had two great choices for senator this election. One was Republican Jim Demint--a man so bigoted and ignorant that he just weeks ago advocated banning gays and sexually active single women from being teachers. The other was Democrat Alvin Greene--a jobless, likely mentally-handicapped man living in his father's basement who won the Democratic primary even with pending felony charges for forcibly showing porn to a college student. Oh, and some Green Party guy that doesn't like nuclear power plants.
Yep. Those we're my options. Go South Carolina.
Therefore, I decided my best option was for a write-in candidate. On the clunky machine that looked like the Ipad's obese cousin, I typed in, "Jesus of Nazareth".
Not to be confused with Jesus, my immigrant neighbor upstairs. Got to be specific about these things, y'know. Though Jesus the immigrant neighbor would also be more qualified.
Anyway, go Jesus (of Nazareth).